Think about why members or guests call.

They want a reason to be at your club; they want to enjoy themselves … and it’s your club where they’d like to spend their money.

But with most clubs, there’s so much g oing on that very few people (outside management) know exactly what’s available to members and guests.  To maximise your member-value, it’s up to you to help promote your Club’s range of facilities, promotions, entertainment … even refurbishments or sub-clubs to members and guests.

With Utter Professionals messaging-on-hold, it’s like having your own Club radio station where the only thing anyone’s talking about is the best your club has to offer.

Every time a caller is placed on-hold, they hear exactly what you want to promote.

Utter Professionals knows it’s been a tough time for so many businesses and has a free offer to make the most of the busiest period of 2021.

Up to and including the Christmas/New Year period, Utter Professionals will provide the full messaging-on-hold subscription service at no cost.

Utter Professionals knows what to say and how to say it.  Our first step is your customised script; written by a former top-rating radio personality and MBA.

Your club’s unique script will be read by professional male and female voice-artists, set to royalty-free music and includes 24-hour programme updates for the rest of 2021.

Then, by 1 January 2022, we’ll either continue our subscription with the messaging-on-hold service you already love … or you can return our equipment and programmes with no obligation.

There’s a great little 70 second Club’s Video here or you can contact the Utter Professionals team through


“Utter Professionals have looked after our Messages On Hold for many years. Steve’s team have been an instrumental part of our advertising campaign by writing and recording all of our scripts with efficiency & professionalism. Utter Professionals take away all the hard work and we are always very happy with what they send back, they certainly have the knack! When Club Engadine closed because of Covid, Utter Professionals contacted us and said they wouldn’t charge us until we were up and trading again. It’s nice to get a bit of love back”.


Testimonial: Michelle Chapman – Club Engadine